Pompano Beach (north of the pier)

Just so you know, the City Link staffer who wrote this item lives in Pompano Beach and thought long and hard before deciding to let all you maniacs know about this secluded spot. The beach just north of the Pompano Beach Fishing Pier at Atlantic Boulevard is open to the public, but someone at City Hall forgot to leave any parking here. So with just a bit of a stroll, a couple of saucy lovers — or a group of freaks — can let Mother Nature’s goodies undulate in the gentle currents of the Atlantic on a starry night. (Weeknights, being less busy than weekends, are the best time.) If you happen to see a guy with spiky hair and some binoculars, that’s just me — go about your business.