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Crime & Punishment: UConn TV network in trouble for airing rape jokes

Clown-O-Meter: Vernon man attacked by teens, saved by woman with golf club

Clown-O-Meter: Man wanted police to arrive quickly, so he lied about killing his girlfriend	Clown-O-Meter: Drug deals gone bad
Clown-O-Meter: Fairfield Teacher Caught With Crack Pipe	Clown-O-Meter: Jesus returns to Cromwell
Clown-O-Meter: East Haven PD accused of racism by Department of Justice	Clown-O-Meter: "I don't sell drugs, I buy drugs"
Clown-O-Meter: Man Breaks His Penis During a Bar Fight	Clown-O-Meter: Man Who Bludgeoned His Wife to Death Could Be Awarded $2 Million of Her Assets
Clown-O-Meter: Derby man accidentally elected into office	Clown-O-Meter: Residents living near Quinnipiac University complain about noise, garbage, public urination
Clown-O-Meter: Criminals trying to rob Stamford mall are apprehended when they get lost in the parking garage	Clown-O-Meter: Man Shoots Kids With a BB Gun
Clown-O-Meter: Woman Steals Donation Jar From Norwalk Nursery School	Clown-O-Meter: Norwalk Man Arrested For Calling Police Too Much
Clown-O-Meter: Naked Woman Rides Horse Along Fairfield Beach, Squirrel Causes Power Outage in Greenwich	Clown-O-Meter: Wesleyan Grad Sues Fox Searchlight Pictures For Giving Him an Unfulfilling Internship
Clown-O-Meter: 16-Year Old Stabs Her Father Because He Wouldn't Get Her a Cell Phone	Clown-O-Meter: Naked Man Leaps in Front of Vehicle, Screams Obscenities
Clown-O-Meter: UConn Fans Accused of Pushing Iowa State Mascot Down Stairs	Clown-O-Meter: Waitress Punches Customer Who Was Sexually Harrassing Her
Clown-O-Meter: Searching For the "I Love Lucy" Ghost	Clown-O-Meter: 9/1/11
Clown -O- Meter: 8/25/11	Crime and Punishment: This is What Happens When You Sell Drugs on Craigslist to Undercover Cops
Crime and Punishment: Man Tries to Break Up Fight, Gets Slashed with Box Cutter	Crime and Punishment: Shortest Car Chase in History
Crime and Punishment: Best Boyfriend Ever Grabs Girlfriend's Hair and Drags Her Behind Car	Crime and Punishment: Lady Drives Car All Over Neighbor's Lawn -- on Purpose!
Crime and Punishment: Woman Lures Her Gramma Out of the House In Order to Steal Stuff	Crime and Punishment: If You're Going to Wave Your Penis At Women, Make Sure She Doesn't Get Your License Plate Number
Crime and Punishment: Man Puts On Dress, Robs Bank	Crime and Punishment: More Police Suffer Abuse -- 15-Year-Old Kicks Cop in Groin
Crime and Punishment: When Fighting a Cop, Should You Try to Take His Gun?	Crime and Punishment: Man Hides Heroin in His Crotch
'Lazy Cakes' Get a Critical Response	Crime and Punishment: Woman Gives Birth at DUI Checkpoint
Crime and Punishment: South Windsor Man Arrested For Stealing $1,000 Worth of Ink Cartridges	Crime and Punishment: Woman Steals Faucets From Home Depot, Hides Under Someone's Dirty Laundry, Gets Busted, Skips Court
Crime and Punishment: Someone Stole Puppets AND A BLUE MAN GROUP BOX	Crime and Punishment: Two Police Officers Arrested for Stealing Union Funds
Crime and Punishment: Guy Walks Down Street Naked From The Waist-Down. It Gets Freakier.	Crime and Punishment: Give a Man a Cigarette, or He'll Stab You in the Chest
Crime and Punishment: Woman with Suitcases of Loot Takes Off in a Taxi	Crime and Punishment: Christmas Presents Full of Pot Addressed 'To Jessie, From Santa,' Sadly, Get Confiscated By Police