Taste of Hartford 2012 kicks off next week: Taste of Hartford kicks off a 2-week run on January 23rd. It’s a perfect opportunity for Hartford-area residents to get together with friends, enjoy a delicious 3-course meal from one of the city’s finest restaurants, and then pledge to go on a diet starting immediately, before visiting another Taste of Hartford restaurant the following night.
Travel - Valentine’s Day at the Mandarin: Vegas offers really cheap deals this time of year, so why not spend your Valentine’s Day in Sin City? It’ll be just like every other Valentine’s Day, except this time you’ll probably wake up with syphilis. So yeah… it’ll be just like every other Valentine’s Day.
The Girl Scout Cookie Bracket: After a heated inter-office argument that lasted over an hour, my co-workers and I decided to set up an NCAA-style bracket to let our readers decide which type of girl scout cookies are the most delicious. In other news, you probably spent your workday looking at spreadsheets. Sucker.
The Archdiocese of Hartford has a program to help gay Catholics: I once had my own program to help gay Catholics. I would show them a picture of Jessica Alba and say, “you straight now?” If they said yes, program complete. If they said no, I gave them a coupon to Pinkberry and told them to get lost.
Used fry oil is fetching big money: People are paying a lot for used fry oil, but with money comes problems like backstabbing, thievery, deception, midnight raids. I tried to get into the oil business myself a couple years ago by following around the cast of the Jersey Shore with an oil pan. I collected a ton of grease, but ultimately the overhead costs proved greater than the profit. What a shame. Those guys had so much more grease to give.
Steroid abuse among cops is a major problem: Several states around the country have reported problems with police officers abusing steroids. However, Connecticut officials deny that steroids are an issue in our state. Then they added, “NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU OUT, BITCH!!!!!”
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