The Funniest Quotes From 'The League'
Ruxin: If Sofia and I split up, 50% of my time, I would have to spend 100% of my time with my kid. Right now, I'm rocking, like, 50% coverage, 30% of my time. You cannot beat those numbers. Also, if we got a divorce, she would get half of my money, leaving me ostensibly poor yet still paying her to just get pounded by other dudes, which will happen because she is still smoking hot, whereas I look like a Nazi propaganda cartoon of a Jew.