'Bad Sex Award' Nominees -- Highlights
For the past 19 years, the Literary Review has held the "Bad Sex in Fiction" awards, and this year David Guterson won the prize for "Ed King." ("It didn't take long for the beautiful and perfect Ed King to ejaculate for the fifth time in twelve hours, while looking like Roman public-bath statuary. Then they rinsed, dried, dressed, and went to an expensive restaurant for lunch.") Here's more bad and gross sex from the runners-up. (WARNING: EXCERPTS ARE GROSS AND SOMETIMES REAL, REAL GRAPHIC.)
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excerpt from "The Land of Painted Caves," by Jean M Auel
"It had been a long time since they had taken time to explore the Mother's Gift of Pleasure."
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