Sometimes the simplest joys are the best. Like, for example, my joy after hearing this story. From CBS Cleveland:
Police were called to the store in Monticello, Ky., because a woman was glued to the toilet seat.
WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue.
The unidentified woman was taken to the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off.
Has there ever been a more white trash story than this? I mean, in the entire history of mankind? Walmart, Kentucky, super-glue and an incredibly stupid person. This has so many elements of white trash that it's almost unfathomable. It's like how The Avengers isn't just a superhero movie, it's 4 superhero movies all jammed together into one. This is the Avengers of white trash stories. It's great.
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