There's a Pumpkin Latte Shortage, and We're All Going to Die

In recent weeks, we’ve heard about potential shortages in the bacon and maple syrup industries. Now, another classic food product has been affected: the Starbucks Pumpkin Latte. Unlike other food shortages, this lack of lattes isn’t due to global warming, natural disaster or shipping costs. It’s because they’re too damn popular. The following quotes are from the Wall Street Journal, and by the way, I checked probably 15 times to make sure this article wasn’t originally from The Onion.

By Tom Z

October 8, 2012