There's a Petition to Replace America's National Anthem With R. Kelly

When President Obama took office, he offered a way for Americans to submit petitions to the White House online.  It was supposed to be way for citizens to have their voices heard, but instead it became a way for dipshits to ask Obama to build a Death Star.  Personally I feel like Obama should have seen that coming.  Either way, there’s a new petition asking Obama to replace the National Anthem with R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix).”  And if it can get 95,000 more signatures by April 2nd, the White House will have to offer an official response, which would be amazing.  Here’s the actual petition:

By Tom Z

March 15, 2013