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One of the benefits of having a 9% unemployment rate is that we get a lot of funny stuff on the Internet. For example, this Craigslist ad urging Hartford residents to make our city the “Swinger Capital of the Northeast.” A small snippet:
With a Convention Center hosting a Hot Tub Expo and Boat Show, The Art Cinema, and a population that ranks as mediocre on the attractiveness scale, all the ingredients are in place!
Requirements:
1) Must bring a lady to the club. No single bros needed or wanted. Single ladies welcome to apply
2) Full length robes: To be an official club you need a uniform right? Might as well make it robes so we don't waste a lot of time when getting down to club business.
This is hilarious, but what club is this guy talking about? You can’t just walk into any club and start an orgy. Trust me. There’s a reason I’m not allowed in Black-Eyed Sally’s any more. Even after I put my robe back on, apologized to the owner, and told him that, from now on, I would only come there when I wanted to eat some of his hot spicy brisket, he still got mad and hit me with a restraining order. What I’m saying is, you have to be careful with these things. Some people are really uptight.
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