A Louisiana elementary school has caused a stir by introducing a palm scanner into its cafeteria. The scanner is supposed to make paying for lunch quicker and easier, but according to some parents, it’s a vast invasion of privacy. One parent even suggested that the scanner was developed by Satan himself.
Mamie Sonnier, a very concerned parent, told KPLC-TV: "As a Christian, I've read the Bible, you know go to church and stuff. I know where it's going to end up coming to, the mark of the beast. I'm not going to let my kids have that."
This doesn't surprise me. Satan is constantly embracing new technology, while God is stuck in the past. That's why God can't defeat the devil, cause the devil is always one step ahead. If you want to donate money to the church, you have to wait until they pass around that basket on a stick. Meanwhile Satan has been using Paypal since 2003. Hell, who do you think invented Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg? Come on man, get real. It's a website where anyone can post anything about you, and all of your mistakes live forever in infamy. You know Satan built that shit.