North Korea Discovers Magical "Unicorn Lair"

North Korea never ceases to entertain, and this time they've really outdone themselves.  North Korean archaeologists have discovered a unicorn lair dating back to the Koryo Kingdom of 918 A.D.  How do they know that unicorns live inside this mystical underground lair? Because the words "Unicorn Lair" are carved into a rock outside the lair.  Obviously.  All hail the Supreme Leader, ruler of men and keeper of unicorns!  Of course, the haters at MSNBC tried to dismiss this incredible finding:

By Tom Z

December 4, 2012