Are you desperate to make others believe that women desire you? Do you have five dollars? Well then you can hire a fake girlfriend to text you, post messages on your Facebook account and make it seem like you’re not a total loser! But wait, there’s more! For the low, low price of just $5, the girls on the new website GirlfriendHire.com offer a variety of other services, such as initiating a messy public break-up, or not having sex with you! From messynessychic.com:
GirlfriendHire.com was founded by 22 year old college student, Cody Krecicki. He says his aim is to “make a niche for girls that are in college to make money while they’re busy going to class.”
– An offer from user “Yellowbel” who guarantees: “Nothing makes you look more desirable than having someone who’s obsessed with you. This leaves you single to get a real girlfriend but makes it look like you went out with a cute girl a few times who got really attached to you. Other girls will get interested in following the drama.”
What a rip-off. Why would anyone pay a fake girlfriend to annoy you, text you constantly and not have sex with you, when you can get a real girlfriend to annoy you, text you constantly and not have sex with you for free?