I use to be a substitute middle school teacher, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that middle schoolers are the worst people on the planet. Some of them are nice and polite, but many of them barely qualify as human beings. That’s why I was disheartened, but not surprised, to see this video of kids from Greece, NY harassing their bus monitor. I’ll warn you, this video is not for the faint of heart. Even though their pre-pubescent voices make them sound like little girls, these middle school boys already talk like seasoned Internet commenters. They taunt their bus monitor with jokes about her weight, her age, and the death of her son until she bursts into tears. Fortunately the Internet is fighting back. Some people have donated money to send the bus monitor on a vacation, while others have identified the kids in the video and pursued justice. That’s why I love the Internet. Because they’ll help you out while simultaneously fucking your enemies. From HyperVocal.com:
The victim of this abuse is Karen Huff Klein, a bus monitor for the Greece Central School District in Rochester, New York. Her tears are our tears as we weep for society. If you couldn’t stick it out, here are some choice insults:
• “You fuckin’ fat-ass, look at all this flab right here.”
• ”What size bra are you? Triple sag?”
• ”She’s gonna pick out which kid she’s gonna rape next.”
• “You touched her arm flab. It’s all stinky and smelly.”
• “She probably eats deodorant because she can’t afford real food.”
The big question is, how do you punish these kids? Luckily, I have a solution.
These kids need to learn a lesson about the dangers of bullying. In other news, sometime this week, a Pennsylvania court is going to find Jerry Sandusky guilty. No amount of jail time is satisfactory for what he’s done, so, in order to make him repay his debt to society, we assign Jerry Sandusky as the new bus monitor for Greece Middle School. Then, next time these kids decide to taunt someone on the bus, Sandusky will get up from his seat, come over to where the kids are sitting, and right there in front of everyone… give them a speech about the awful effects of childhood bullying. Wait, what did you think I was going to say? Ahh, come on! Get your mind out of the gutter, you sick fuck!
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