Four Barrel Coffee in San Francisco was redoing their business’ rules recently, and one new rule in particular has caught the attention of the Internet.
"Not talking about annoying hipster topics, or who you fucked last night. You shouldn't do that anyhow, but our neighbors actually can hear you."
“Hipster topics” is a little vague, but not talking about your sexual exploits at a public business is a pretty good rule of thumb. Unless of course those exploits involve something crazy, like a person with missing limbs or a unicorn or Tim Tebow. Then the world needs to hear about it.