-No longer drinking any Sunkist product
-Replacing my Old Spice "Arctic Mist" deodorant with Old Spice original
-Stop cheering for Drew Brees
-Avoiding gay people because of their affiliation with rainbows
-Instead of saying Hail Marys, from now on I’ll just say Marys
-Dreaming only of Black Christmases
-Declaring Al Roker my arch-enemy
It won’t be easy, but hey, sometimes you have to sacrifice for your principles.