By Brianna Snyder
4:24 PM EDT, August 4, 2011
Joke accounts are vogue-y on Twitter, and I'm definitely a fan. Every time an animal escapes from a zoo, I get excited for the inevitable Twitter account(s) that pop up, chronicling the escapee's imagined romp around its region. (Remember the mountian lion that hoofed it here from South Dakota? Tweet, tweet.)
Then there's Your Aunt Diane, Old Man Search and, my new fav., your @FriendFromHS. This is that friend you have from high school who acts like she's still in high school. Here's some of her best tweets so far:
OMG i just startd listenin to ben folds!!! guess im offically a hipster HAHAHA!!!~
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED 2 NO THAT GUY I SLEPT WITH WUZ TUCKER MAXX??????!!?!?!
just saw debbie walkin around w an umbrella hahahahah it's sunny out BITCH
ugh always so awkward when you run into ur h8ers on the elevator!!!!!
i dunt care who u think u r, but if u bump into me at the bar at ruby tuesdays, fucking APOLOGEYES
the first song i made luv 2 was closing time by matchboxx 20
im so drunnnnnk at the st. marks carnival..... WON A FRAMD PIC OF LARRY BIRD!!! luvn life and luvn god
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u guyz HAVE 2 see this youtube!!!!
my ex greggy just sed i became blond to copy his new gf... uh no, then i wuld have had to copy her FAAAT FACE HAHAHAHAHA #mooooooo
id give nething 2 go back 2 my one semester in college
i h8 bein preggerz cuz u can't robotrip